Friday, April 9, 2010

April Fool's Day!

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Is this lady over 90 years old?


Defense Attorney:
Will you please state your age?


Old Lady:

I am
94 years old.

Defense Attorney:

Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?


Old Lady:

There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening,

when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney:

Did you know him?


Old Lady:

No, but he sure was friendly.


Defense Attorney:

What happened after he sat down?


Old Lady:

He started to rub my thigh.


Defense Attorney:

Did you stop him?


Old Lady:

No, I didn't stop him.


Defense Attorney:

Why not?


Little Old Lady:

It felt good. Nobody had done that since my Albert died some 30 years ago.


Defense Attorney:

What happened next?


Old Lady:

He began to
rub all over of my body.

Defense Attorney:
Did you stop him then?


Old Lady:

No, I did not stop him.


Defense Attorney:

Why not?


Old Lady:

His rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!


Defense Attorney:

What happened next?


Old Lady:

Well, by then, I was feeling so ' spicy ' that I just laid down and told him
' Take me, young man. Take me now! '


Defense Attorney:

Did he take you?


Old Lady:

Hell, no! He just yelled, '
April Fool! ' And that ' s when I shot him, the little bastard

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