Betty Olive N Kamya
As the other male presidential candidates are pulling all sorts of tricks to attract capacity crowds at their rallies, Beti Kamya’s parents seem to have done 50/% of the job during her baptism as a child. Those who appreciate richness of English words and abbreviations must by now be aware that of all the presidential candidates, Kamya’s name can be abbreviated to give the most exciting initial. The Uganda Federal Alliance boss was baptized Beti Olive Namisango Kamya [BONK] and if this is not funny to you then run to the nearest pharmacy and get some tablets to give you some little sense of humour!
During her campaigns in Arua, youths who enjoyed their literature class days circulated text messages which read “BONK today! Where? Vura, at 2pm”. By 2pm Perverts had filled Vura county to capacity ready to ‘bonk’ but the bonking turned out to be a presidential campaign rally by BONK [Beti Olive Namisango Kamya] though. All the same, they were so excited with the abbreviation of the presidential candidate’s name and at the end of the rally, 200 NRM supporters and perverts had defected to BONK. As he sun settled, no single pervert regretted being misled by the text message as they all left the campaign venue with big smiles on their faces. In every gathering of more than 100 people, a pervert cannot fail to get a woman to bonk.
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