Wednesday, May 11, 2011

Polish Remover!

A Polish Man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

lawyer : Have you any grounds?

Polish Man : Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.

lawyer : No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

Polish Man : It made of concrete.

lawyer : I don't think you understand: Does either of you have a real grudge?

Polish Man : No, we have carport, and not need one.

lawyer : I mean What are your relations like?


Polish Man : All my relations still in Poland.

lawyer : Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

Polish Man : We have hi:fidelity stereo and good DVD player.

lawyer : Does your wife beat you up?

Polish Man : No, I always up before her.

lawyer : Is your wife a nagger?

Polish Man : No, she white.

lawyer : Why do you want this divorce?


Polish Man : She going to kill me.

lawyer : What makes you think that?



Polish Man : I got proof.



lawyer : What kind of proof?



Polish Man : She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"

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